Our Menu
Consumer advisory: Consuming raw or undercooked meat, eggs, poultry, or seafood increases your risk of contracting a foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
Cakes N Such
Add pecans, chocolate chips, peanut butter, bananas, blueberries, and strawberries for +$1.25 each
3 phat cakes...don’t tell mom these are better than hers!
1 waffle made with our famous batter.
2 slices of thick-cut Texas toast with/powdered sugar.
2 slices of thick-cut Texas toast stuffed with a choice of Nutella, peanut butter, sausage, bananas, or strawberry jam (for an additional charge). Who does this? It’s so goooooood!
1 huge phat cake made from our famous batter with bacon or sausage cooked inside. Oh my Col. STOP IT!
2 cakes with eggs, cheese, and meat.
2 pcs $12.00 | 4 pcs $15.00 • Fresh breaded chicken served with a waffle. The Col.’s phinest raised chix.
2 phat waffle sliders.
Waffle bowl (like a waffle... but a bowl!), we fill with 3 eggs, you fill the rest! Add sausage, bacon, ham, grits, and/or hashbrowns for an additional charge.
Kids only plz! Scrambled eggs, meat and a pancake.
The Regulars
Choice of meat: Bacon, Links, Patties, or Ham • Choice of toast: White, Wheat, or Rye • Texas Toast, English Muffin, or Bagel +$0.50
2 eggs on toast, cheese, and a choice of meat. Simply delish!
Everything above, doubled! This is phat!
4 eggs, choice of meat and cheese on a sub roll. Add steak for an extra charge.
3 eggs, hash browns or grits and choice of toast... omg stop it col!
Simply the best. Homemade biscuits covered in our famous sausage gravy. Throw eggs on top for an extra charge. Best in town!
Small chimi (10" tortilla) $5.00 or large (12" tortilla) $10.00 made with eggs, cheese and choice of meat. For y'all on the go!
Eggs, cheese, and plenty of bacon.
Plenty of bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo.
Eggs, cheese and choice of meat.
Corned beef, eggs and cheese on a Kaiser roll.
Mayport shrimp topped with cheddar and diced tomatoes.
Over your choice of toast. Old skool. Made with steak.
Our Favs
3 eggs, choice of meat, grits or home fries or hash browns and choice of toast.
2 pancakes, two eggs, bacon and choice of links or patties... sub French toast or waffle for an extra charge.
2 sausage patties, each dipped in our famous pancake batter. Served with 2 eggs.
2 poached eggs on Canadian bacon & English muffins, with homemade hollandaise with hash browns or grits.
English muffin with sausage patties and poached eggs covered in sausage gravy.
Served with eggs.
Served with eggs, hash browns or grits, toast.
Omelettes
All omelettes are made with 5 eggs, served with grits or hash browns, and a choice of toast. Additional toppings and meat +$1.25 • Add steak +$3.25 | Chili +$1.00
Plenty of bacon and cheddar.
Plenty of ham and cheddar.
Onions, mushrooms, green peppers, and cheddar.
Grilled onions, green peppers, mushrooms, ham and cheddar.
Everything but the kitchen sink! all meats, all veggies, and cheese of course!
Sides
Any B.S. $5.00 per minute.
Add grilled o's and chz +$1.00
Add cheese for +$0.75
3 eggs, hash browns or grits, and a choice of toast... omg stop it col.
The Original Col Mustard's Phat Burgers
All of our burgers are cooked fresh, never frozen, 1/2 pound of ground beef. Our phat burgers come with cheese. Small fries for +$3.00. Choose from our favorites below, with the option to add any of the following: lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup, mustard, BBQ, pickles, raw/grilled onions, mushrooms, jalapenos, or make it a double +$3.00 • Add bacon or egg for +$1.25
Grilled onion, cheddar and bacon.
BBQ sauce, cheddar, and bacon. Still the beast!
American, cheddar and Swiss...millionaire's burger!
Cheddar grilled onion, ham, secret sauce, and bacon.
Chili and cheese.
Four patties, your way. don't cause you won't!
Blue cheese and mushrooms.
Onion, green pepper, ham, secret sauce, and pineapple.
2 grilled cheese sandwiches serving as the buns, with a 1/2 pound patty.
Swiss and grilled onions on grilled rye bread.
Cheesesteak, egg, Swiss, and grilled onions on grilled Texas toast.
Swiss, secret sauce, cole slaw.
Cheese steak piled on top of a burger.
French fries piled high, with cheddar cheese.
Egg your way and bacon...mmm sloppy!
Bacon bits cooked into a phat burger.
Fried green tomatoes, & pimento cheese (recommended by my doctor ;) ).
Phat burger in between two pancakes.
Swiss, teriyaki sauce, pineapple and ham.
Marinara sauce and provolone.
Phat burger with mac n cheese piled on top.
The cook's choice! It may be crazy like the col., or a little on the safe side...you get no say. So pull the trigger! Additional charge for extra thrill.
Sandwiches, Wraps & Subs
Breads available: wheat, white, rye, subs, Texas toast. Condiments: lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Cheese: American, provolone, and Swiss. Add extra meat or cheese +$1.25 • Sandwiches $9.00 | Wraps $10.00 | Subs $12.00
Made fresh.
Add bacon or tomato for +$0.75
Plenty of bacon.
Sandwich only. Roobin to you rednecks.
Made fresh.
Reg or buffalo.
Onions, mushrooms, green peppers, and cheddar.
Wrap or sub only.
Cheesesteaks & Chicken
All cheesesteaks come with grilled onions and cheese.
Fries, onions, green peppers, and mushrooms.
When you come to the fork in the road, take it!. Blackened with hot sauce and fried onions.
Grilled onion, green pepper and sour cream.
Bleu cheese, bacon, and fried onions.
Double the meat! With green peppers, fried onions, and mushrooms. It's a home run!
BBQ sauce and onion rings.
Quesadillas
Chicken, grilled onions, green peppers and mushrooms.
Steak, grilled onions, green peppers and mushrooms.
Onions, mushrooms, green peppers, and cheddar.
Beef, grilled onions, green peppers, and mushrooms.
Salads
Dressings: Ranch | Honey Mustard | Bleu Chz | Vinaigrette
Phresh Mto
Phresh Mto
Finger Foods
Small $5.25 | Large $7.25
Kids
12 years or younger only. All meals come with fries and a fountain drink.
Classic macaroni in creamy cheese sauce. Option of cola, diet cola, or lemon-lime drink.
Beef, grilled onions, green peppers, and mushrooms.
Desserts
Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry.
With ice cream & sprinkles.